Okay. somebody calling him/herself clark's pizza is basically "spamming" larry509.blogspot.com, and now it found mine! whoever is spamming, please stop.
Anyway, here are some recipes (that my 6year old brother made) that one (half) person found edible (the other half puked with relief)
1.) put bagels with relish and popcorn in a blender and mash it all up, then put it on cereal
2.) mix peanut butter and eggs in a bowl. Next add fish and jam in milk with brown sugar and flour. pre heat oven to 350 degrees. fill pie crust with the filling. cook for 10 minutes. best when served immediately.
3.) mash up chicken, tomatoes, popcorn, bananas, and pumpkin in a bowl (this is the topping). in another bowl, mix avocado, softened butter, sugar, flour, 2 eggs, blueberries,and baking soda. pour batter on a pan and bake for 5 mins. at 150 degrees. then take out and and pour topping on top and bake for 10 mins at 350 degrees. best when served immediately.